The teacher asked Joe whether he stole three atoms of sodium.

Joe said, "Na Na Na!"

Know your chemical value

Interested in knowing the value of the chemicals of your body? Well, let's take a look at the elements from which you are made.

Your body contains approximately:

65% Oxygen
18% Carbon
10% Hydrogen
3% Nitrogen
1.5% Calcium
1% Phosphorous
0.35% Potassium
0.25% Sulfur
0.15% Sodium
0.15% Chlorine
0.05% Magnesium
0.0004% Iron
0.00004% Iodine

Also human body contains trace amounts of other elements like silicon, manganese, fluorine, copper, zinc, arsenic and aluminium.
What is the going rate for a body's worth of these elements? One US dollar! Aren't you surprised?

Let's see if we can bump the price up a bit, tan your hide for use as leather. Your skin would be worth about $3.50 if it were sold at the price of a cow hide, which runs around $0.25 per square foot. So, if you take a dollar's worth of elements plus the value of your skin, you might be able to get $4.50, which we'll round up to $5, so you'll feel better about your chemical value.
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